





Future Christmas Present
The flu shot video made me think of the greatest gift a girlfriend or wife could give me in the future. It would simply just be a card and inside it would say, "If I ever end up walking like a hunchback, and can only can function while walking backwards or running, you may leave me." It would basically be a Get Out of Jail Free card. I would simply turn to her and say, "I got you the samething," and we'd both cry, and then laugh as we rewatch the video of the cheerleader walking around like a raptor.
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