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Harry Potter Post... why not

I don't read the books but I do enjoy the films. (That is as close to an intro paragraph as you will ever get from me. MOVING ON!)

Just a bunch of random thoughts about the Harry Potter series...

-I started to write this because Harry Potter is on TV as the guest on, Inside the Actors Studio. He just informed us that "Bollox" is his favorite course-word, and in England it means, Vagina. I was under the impression it meant "Testicles." You really do learn something new every day. Thank you Harry.

-The actors whom play the characters and watching them grow up in real life, is almost more compelling than the actually movies. These kids were 11 years old when the first appeared in the first Harry Potter film. 11! I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be that age and star in the 4th highest grossing film of all time.

Thank god these kids are British, because if we they were American, Harry would be going back into rehab for the fourth time, we would have several kootchie shots of Hermione, and the Ginger Kid would have offed himself because no one cares about Gingers.

- I wish Richard Harris, the actor that originally played Dumbledore in the first two movies, would have really died right after filming Dumbledore's death scene, instead of after the second movie. QUITTER!

- How do you make sure that fantasy pervs don't stalk you? When you turn 18, cut your hair so you look like a dude.
hermione, emma watson

- Real life Quidditch League. Something tells me that the brooms are the only things that will be getting in between these girl's legs this semester. You know, because they're nerds and bad looking.

- With the Harry Potter series all rapped up, It will be interesting to see if the British Film industry can handle thousands of actors all going out of work at one time.

- Faggotron is the name of a dude that makes songs, using only sounds from a particular movie.

Here is his one for Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone.

Though, my personal favorite Fagattron is from Sleeping Beauty.

- Speaking of Tron, I just looked back up at the TV and Harry Potter is naked hugging what appears to be a horse from the movie Tron. Further investigation has proven that it was a scene from the play, Equus. And yes, I basically just wrote this to put the word Tron in here so I would come up on more Google searches.

- Speaking of a naked Harry. I wonder if Harry calls his penis, His Magic Wand, His Broomstick, or His Dumbledore. If he has an STD he probably calls it, His Hogwarts.

- I think I am done. Real World/Road Rules Challenge is on now.