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Here is the cover letter that I sent in to the company which required me to watch this video
I was not the son of the wealthy oil tycoon, but the man treated me as if I was. The Oil Man found great success in Northern California and I wanted to branch out on my own, and drill in Mexico. Alas, he would not give me the start-up cash, and our disagreement ended with harsh words.
After an unfortunate bowling accident, my adopted father found himself incarcerated for many years.
On my way down to Mexico I ran out of money. I am now poor and looking for employment to raise capitol. In my many hours of unemployment, I have discovered the internet and social networks, and have proven myself to be a tycoon at it. Did I mention I was deaf?
Holy shit, I'm sorry. I sometimes get my life and the movie, "There Will be Blood" mixed up. Honestly though, I have a lot of experience and enjoy the type of work you guys do.
In conclusion, just as the bowling pin was a perfect fit in the side of the priest's head, I am a perfect fit for this position.
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