Whack Ass Weekend 1-24-10
Video of the Week
I am not sure why, but I really enjoy this video. It's kinda funny, and very hypnotic. After you watch this anytime that you get in an argument with your girlfriend or wife you will now yell at her, "Shut up woman and get on my horse!" YES YOU WILL! YOU WILL DO IT!
Picture of the Week
News Article of the Week
All I have to say is... "The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we've caught on! Praise Jesus!"
CLICK HERE
Thanks to @mantix_one for tweeting this to me.
Asshole of the Week
Once again, I win this award. Pretty soon we will have to name this award after me. Ha, I'm fucking with you, I have never had this award before, but you know that cause you visit my website every day. Right?
Anywhat, I am the Asshole of the Week because of this conversation.
Mom: What you think about the Haiti situation?
Me: I just can't get into it.
Yup, that's what I said. I acted as if it was some new album release, or something similar. I am such a dick, but maybe it's cause we have too many crazy disasters these days. They are coming one after another, after another. They're all just meshing together. God, needs to go ahead and space em out a little bit. Give us time to digest one disaster, morn, and then when we get bored, go ahead and cause a volcano eruption. I guess God is just a believer in, striking while the iron is hot, but it's only 10 years into the new millennium and I fear that he may have already blown his load.
Pretty sure another reason why I couldn't get into the Haiti Quake was that none of the footage was in HD. Come on third world countries, if you want me to give a damn and watch how bad you have it, please let me watch it in the highest quality possible. Geeesh! Shit, if you make it 3D, I might even donate.
Video of the Week Again
Cracked up at his facial expressions during the countdown.
Poo of the Week
My friend texted me this right after he deficated, "Just made a poo island." Meaning that he pooped so much that the poop came up out of the toilet water, creating an island of shit. This lead to a diarrhea of text messages back and forth naming the poo island.
Here are the best...
Poowaii
Pooahu
Puba
Poo
Pootalina
Poostralia
and my favorite, Poopan!
Website of the Week
You ever want to mix two youtube videos? Now you can. Copy and paste your favorite videos into the text boxes and then use the fader in the middle to go back and forth from the two.
CLICK HERE
DONE time to go make my own Poopan
Posted by Brad Ass at 1/24/2010 1:41 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
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Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: shut up woman get on my horse before and after trex asshole of the week poo of the week nash vitamin water infomercial avatar masturbation dolls website of week youtube mixer
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