Whack Ass Weekend 1-11-10
Pic of the Week
For some reason I feel guilty still laughing at these posters, but sometimes there just too good.
Tweets of the Week
DougBenson I went out a few times with a handjob model. I call her that because she was a model and after our dates I'd go home and...
DougBenson give myself a handjob
natashaleggero Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got some doritos from a vending machine.
michaelianblack Anne Frank is a trending topic? Be careful! If we keep talking about her, they might find her hiding place.
bradassnews "How do you like my denim pants?" They're called Jeans you asshole
Embarrassing Story of the Week
In the morning I usually take a beverage into the shower. Why not? It's hot in there, and sometimes I get thirsty. I treat the shower more like a hot-tub, while others treat it as a means to an end, or something, "they have to do," a pain in the ass. I love showers. They're relaxing, and if I want to stay in there for 15 or so minutes, and have a Red Bull to wake up in the morning that's fine. This is not the embarrassing part.
The embarrassing thing is that yesterday I was drinking a Diet Coke in the shower, and I was also stuffed up. Like most people who are congested, I took the opportunity in the shower to blow out some of those boogers. Blowing snot rockets in the shower is a must when you're ill. Everything is warm and loose and just flies out. Anyways, I did this to soon after I took a sip of Diet Coke, the soda came up my nose, and I ended up vomiting up snot and diet coke in the shower for about 5 minutes. It was a great start to a shitty Monday.
Link of the Week
Oh... Snooki
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif
Video of the Week
The LT Style Electric Guide. This is the most agility the guy has shown all year. Hey_OH!
And by the way, yes you can send me things to post. I will be sure to give you credit and then make fun of you. Send shit to brad@bradassnews.com.
I am Weak of the Week
Currently at the coffee shop again. While I push down the plunger, which dispenses the java, my arm shakes out of control. I think all my muscle has turned into body hair.
Cartoon Thought of the Week
You know the dog in The Jetsons that could talk? He would jump up on George Jetson and yell, "I ruv you Rorge." Did you ever wonder if maybe he didn't actually talk that way because that's how dogs talked, but he really talked that way because he was Asian?
SO DONE
Posted by Brad Ass at 1/11/2010 9:57 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: tweets cunt punt snooki punch im weak lt style electric guide jetsons dog
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: tweets cunt punt snooki punch im weak lt style electric guide jetsons dog
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