Whack Ass Weekend 11-23-09
Mismatch of the Week
Looking for a room to rent on Craigslist lead to this conversation.
"I have a couch and a TV, that I can Bring."
"Oh, we don't believe in Cable Television." (When he said "Cable Television," he used air-quotes.)
"Well then, let's not waste any more of each others' time"
As you may have guessed, this was a pretty liberal household. I can't remember one of their names, but I was something like, Moon, or Sky.
Video of the Week
Paula Deen takes a ham to the face. (Pretty proud of myself for not attempting a perverted joke there.)
I love the guy at the end of the video. I think it is her husband. He has the strangest reaction. He just stares blankly forward, and then slowly looks down at the Ham. This is the reaction of someone that knows they will be getting beat by their wife later on with that ham.
Panic of The Week
Do you live by yourself? If so, do you ever go to take a piss and there is a turd in your toilet, then for a brief second you freak out, because you don't remember doing it. Then you think that someone broke into your house and took a shit, but then you realize that this is insane and you calm down. But then! you freak out again, because it doesn't sound that insane. In fact, it sounds exactly like something that YOU would do.
Pic of the Week
Tweets of the Week
MattBesser Just wanked it to "The Twat-tight Saga: New Poon"
nickkroll i hung a "dream catcher" above my bed. then, to keep it fair, i hung a picture of my dad so i could have a "dream crusher" too.
michaelianblack The world needs more air hockey and less actual hockey.
michaelianblack Definitely lost followers for saying hockey sucks. But I gained my soul. I GAINED MY SOUL!
robhuebel No vehicle contains more STD's than the stretch Hummer limo. With the possible exception of the gonorrhea-copter.
robhuebel Guaranteed line 4 tonight: "What should I bring over for Thanksgiving dinner....(pause) besides condoms?". Then hi-five yourself.
robhuebel I can't get this song/horrible image out of my head so I'm giving it to you: CLICK HERE
shitmydadsays “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
Rap of the Week
Posted by Brad Ass at 11/23/2009 7:18 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: paula deen ham to the face mismatch cable tv take you to the movies rap panic of the week tweets of the week
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: paula deen ham to the face mismatch cable tv take you to the movies rap panic of the week tweets of the week
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