Whack Ass Weekend 11-16-09
Observation of the Week
Why do bars in airports always offer you a shot on the side when you order a beer? No other bars in the world do this except for the bars inside of airports. They treat them like they are a side of French fries. Actually, this comparison really doesn't work. Unlike fries which are a side and less filling, weaker intake than the cheeseburger if you will, the shot is stronger than a beer. To be comparable the fries would have to be replaced with a steak. So, when you ordered a cheeseburger the waiter would ask you, "Would like a side of steak with that." That is what a side-shot is similar to, a side of steak.
The shots are also so cheap. In my case it was actually cheaper to order a beer and a shot on the side, rather than just the shot itself. A guy next to me ordered a beer and turned down the side-shot, but I stepped in and stole his side-shot of Maker's Mark for $3. I like to credit myself with a steal, but he preferred to give himself an assist. As if! Asshole thought we were on the same team. I fly solo. Especially, when I am at the airport by myself, literally, "Flying Solo." And, I would never be on the same team as a pussy who turned down his Airport Side-Shot.
Tweets of the Week
mookiewilson86 Eric Mangini couldn't coach a turd out of his ass.
SarahKSilverman I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.
robhuebel I don't like it when other shoppers look at my food at the grocery store. Stealing my ideas. Think up your own dinner, fucknuts!
sportspickle: Jim Zorn thinks Bill Belichick is a moron.
si_damonhack: Did Bill Belichick just jump the shark?
michaelianblack Thinking about what I'm going to masturbate to when the rest of my family goes to church later.
Videos of the Week
So, this video is not exactly hilarious, but it does feature most of my favorite comics, including;
Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms.
Plus, it gets you in the mood for shitty Christmas Music Season. Ugh!
And here is Bud Adams, the 86 year old owner of the Tennessee Titans, flipping off the Buffalo Bills.
Posted by Brad Ass at 11/17/2009 7:13 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Nick Thune Tig Notaro Cracked Out Mike Phirman Chris Hardwick Aimee Mann Paul F. Tompkins Patton Oswalt mini videos of the week Doug Benson Dragon Boy Suede Rob Huebel Mary Lynn Rajskub R.O. Manse tweets of the week Natasha Leggero Jimmy Pardo airport side shot
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Nick Thune Tig Notaro Cracked Out Mike Phirman Chris Hardwick Aimee Mann Paul F. Tompkins Patton Oswalt mini videos of the week Doug Benson Dragon Boy Suede Rob Huebel Mary Lynn Rajskub R.O. Manse tweets of the week Natasha Leggero Jimmy Pardo airport side shot
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