iChattery 11-11-09
Once again, I try and take a bunch of my "interesting/funny" online chats and turn them into a semi-flowing conversation.
Let's get this fucking shit fucking fucking. WOO
Brad Ass: Happy Veteran's Day to my friend in government and gets the day off.
?: Thank you very much
Brad Ass: Do you even know the significance of the date of November 11th?
?: Nope, but I do know that you are at work, and I am currently sitting in my underwear watching Around the Horn.
Brad Ass: I hate you. Anyways, the importance of November 11th is that on this day, in 1918 the Allies and the Germans signed the Armistice Treaty, which ended World War I. More precisely, they signed it on exactly the 11th hour, on the 11th day, of the 11th month.
?: That, I did not know. Pretty cool.
Brad Ass: At first I thought it was pretty cool too, but then I realized that they probably decided that they should end the war a lot early, but just wanted to hold out for a cool date. They could have had plans to end the war on some bullshit date like October 24th or something like that, but then agreed to wait until a more memorable date came about. So, they waited until 11-11 to sign the treaty. How many more men do you think died because they wanted to end the war at a catchy time and on a catchy date?
?: You're fantastic at finding the bad in things.
Brad Ass: I take that as a compliment. Speaking of compliments. I was in a bar the other day having a burger and watching a football game. It was a pretty tame bar, everyone was decently sober. Then two semi-fat girls stumbled into the bar, they were drunk out of their minds and they sat right next to me. They were at that point where they thought they were whispering, but were basically yelling so everyone could hear what they were saying. One girl says to the other, "What do you think of him?" and she basically looks right at me. The other girl responds with, "He's cute!"
?: Well, I guess that's a good compliment.
Brad Ass: It was, and even though it came from a tubby drunk girl I still appreciated it until...
?: Until what?
Brad Ass: Until that same girl who said that I was cute immediately took a sip of her girly drink, gave me a death stare, paused for a moment, and then said, "...but he is not hot."
?: hahahahahahha. OUCH!
Brad Ass: No shit! I felt like I had just scored a touchdown and then the play got reviewed and overturned, so I had to settle for a field goal.
Brad Ass: So what happened with you and your foray with a lady in the plus size group?
?: Nothing happened.
Brad Ass: Bullshit! We could here spanking going on from the porch.
?: Haha! You guys heard that?
Brad Ass: You woke up the whole neighborhood with that forearm smash.
?: Who said it was me that was doing the spanking?
Brad Ass: And I just puked on my desk.
?: And we didn't do anything besides that.
Brad Ass: All you did was spank? When the fuck does that happen? You just spanked each other? No fucking way! Just spanking? That's it? You are a liar sir and I don't have time for liars. I will talk to you again when you pull the lying stick out of your ass. Good day sir.
?: Thank god. I got rid of you right in time for PTI.
Posted by Brad Ass at 11/11/2009 8:43 PM 
Categories: iChattery
Tags: veterans day cute but not hot armistice spanking pti
Categories: iChattery
Tags: veterans day cute but not hot armistice spanking pti
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