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Whack Ass Weekend 11-9-09

Horse Thought of the Week

I didn't watch the Breeder's Cup, but a female horse won. They said that she may never race again because, "she is worth more in the stables." Meaning that people will pay lots of money to have their horses mate with her and then buy the offspring.

If this happens with a male horse they call it, "Putting out to Stud," but they never said what it was called for a female. What is it? "Putting out to Whore?" or maybe it is just as simple as, "Putting Out."

Funny Thing Stumbled Upon of the Week

While I was Googling, "Put out to stud" I stumbled across this on Urban Dictionary.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!

Tweets of the Week

robhuebel Body language experts could tell you right now mine says, "I want to fuck that body language expert.

Jacoby_ For those of you that care...The Fresh Meat 2 cast from the desk of the Czar: http://tinyurl.com/yauf4z6

kevinwildes True or False: Mack Brown is the best college football coach whose name could double as a rap moniker

kevinwildes Top 5 most hip hop College FB head coach names according to twitter: 5 Rich Rodd 4 Urban Meyer 3 Jerry Kill 2 Mack Brown 1 Rappin 4 Tay

michaelianblack Today I hope to accomplish all my hopes and dreams. Barring that, I hope to jerk off twice.

robhuebel Avis guy says my car is the one in the commercials with the gerbils driving. I doubt that. Unless I'm driving someone's butt.

Video of the Week

Image Fail of the Week

I really wanted to add a picture of a promiscuous horse for the Horse paragraph. I thought it would be funny, but I found that my "Google search history," became way more funny then any picture.

My Google Search History currently reads like this.

-Slutty Horse
-Horse Slut
-Whorse
-Sexy Horse
-Horses doing it
-horsey style
-Equine 69
-Horse Asking for it
-Horse! You know you want it

I really want some equine enthusiast to use my computer soon, and be appalled when they do a google search.