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Whack Ass Weekend 11-3-09

I Don't Care of the Weekend

I know that this is now Tuesday, which means this isn't exactly the Weekend, but I really don't give a shit.

The best things about having a blog is that you are your own boss, and there are no deadlines, and no one to get on you for slacking. Well, I guess there are the readers, but who cares about you guys. There isn't enough of you to matter anyways. I gave up on this thing getting enough traffic to be profitable a long time ago. There I go again, bagging on my own readers. Oh well, suck it.

Tweets of the Week

mookiewilson86 I just ran the Wildcat on my penis. It wasn't sure if I was gonna jerk off, pee, or just scratch its balls.

michaelianblack I got a really big breadbox so whenever anybody asks if whatever I am describing is bigger than a breadbox, I can say, "Not mine!"

robhuebel Asian babies get all the asian chicks.

KFUCKINGP If you're dressing up as yours truly, remember that most of you will have to stuff your crotch if you want people to "get it."

Video of the Week

Christopher Walken reciting Lady GaGa's, "Poker Face," on the BBC.

Manu whacks a bat.

Boo of the Week

Boulder Colorado Police for cracking down on the Naked Pumpkin Run and threatening people by saying that they would arrest them and make them register as sexual predators. BOO!

NPR just doesn't stand for a liberal radio station in Boulder, Naked Pumpkin Run bitches.

Random Thoughts of the Week

Due to Pearl Jam's new song, "The Fixer" I find myself breaking things on a regular basis so I can use the phrase, "I wanna put a little fixin on it!" as much as I can.

Where the Wild Things Are, was as depressing as a hungry homeless guy with a dog, that is not smart enough to eat the dog. Seriously, after you see, Where the Wild Thins Are, you will be wanting the answer to the question, "Where the Zoloft At?"