Brad Idea Halloween Costumes


Last Minute Costume Ideas


A Piece of Shit- Wear brown sweats and a brown ski hat.  You can even paint your face brown if you want.  Though, I advise against face paint. I have painted my face before and it's annoying.  It gets everywhere, plus in this circumstance, you are painting your face brown.  Which may lead to "black face" confusion, which could lead to you getting your ass beat, or thrown in jail for a hate crime. 

Seriously people! How may times have we heard the story of,  guy dresses up like a piece a shit, forgets to wipe his face paint off the next day, and then leaves the house looking like a racist?  Too many times people... too many times.  So, if your going to be a Piece of Shit, please be careful.

After you put on your brown sweats, get creative with it.  Staple on some toilet paper.  Glue on some corn, or some nuts.  Make yourself into a real Piece of Shit!


Group Costumes

The Dead Celebrities- Everyone dresses up as a celeb that died this past year.  Micheal Jackson, Billy Mays, Farah Fawcett, and David Carradine.  You're going to have to draw straws to see who has to be Carradine; dressing up in women's lingerie and hanging a noose around your neck doesn't seem fun.  Unless you're a group of girls, than maybe you would want to be Caradine.  I know how you guys like to slut it up on Halloween. 

I Wonder what a "Slutty Billy Mays" would look like?  You think right before he would cum the he would yell his catchphrase? "I'm Billy Mays and I got a product for you!" or maybe "Here comes my Mighty Putty! Don't worry, we will wipe that off with a little Oxy-Clean"


FUCK- Don't want to waste money on a costume?  This one is cheap and easy.  Take four white shirts and write the letter "F" on one, then "U" on the next... you see where this is going.  Four people wear the shirts.  Basically the best part of the costume is that when people ask what you are, you can say, "We're FUCK."  If you have two more friends you can add an "E" and a "D" and become "FUCKED!"  "We are FUCKED," actually makes more sense.


The Single Ladies- You and your friends dress up as Beyonce and her background dancers from the Single Ladies music video.  Sexy if you're a bunch of chicks, and hilarious if you are dudes.  Walking around in heels all night is the downfall of this idea, and if your a guy an get separated from your pack you just look like a douche in a leotard.



Couples Costumes

Kanye & Beyonce- Once again the person dressed up as Beyonce, is in the Single Ladies' outfit.  Whoever is Kanye has to follow Beyonce around all night and keep on complimenting by saying, "One of the greatest of all time!"

or

Kanye & Taylor Swift- Taylor Swift costume needs a mic and a trophy.  Kanye would repetively still the microphone and constantly interrupt her.


Lil Wayne & a Cough Syrup Bottle- I don't think I need to explain this one.


That's all I got right now.  I mean, it's fucking Halloween already and you should already have your costume picked out anyways.

I know that some of my costumes were in poor taste, but this kid takes the cake.

I do these things because dad says it's funny, and I don't want him to leave again.





 


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Posted by Brad Ass at 10/31/2009 8:35 AM
Categories: Whatever
Tags: costume ideas kanye fuck lil wayne taylor swift dead celebrities beyonce single ladies
 

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