Whack Ass Weekend 10-11-09
Ghost of the Week
During a segment on Larry King Live, a mysterious entity seemed to walk across the hallway in Michael Jackson's bedroom. You have to pay really close attention to see it. It's tough to see, but it's there.
Tweets of the Week
DougBenson Not to steal Obama's thunder, but I just found out I was awarded the Nobel Peace Pipe. And I totally deserve it.
bradassnews it saturday yet? life is just weeks of shit, bookended by football
morgan_murphy I think Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the St. Louis Rams cuz it's the closest he will ever get to owning black people.
shitmydadsays "I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."
Lost Pet of the Week
On may way to get coffee yesterday morning, I saw this taped to a street light
Are you serious!!! We are allowed to have Koalas as pets! It was only 8:30 AM and I already knew that this was going to be the best thing that happened to me all day (and it was).
Things I loved about this.
- All day I walked around with a wide-ass grin hoping to run into a Koala. This area has lot of Eucalyptus Trees, so I was always looking up. People around me must have thought I was on drugs, but we'll see who has the last laugh when a Koala drops out of the trees onto their faces.
- The photo of the Koala is awesome. He is giving the, "Why the fuck are you taking a photo of me while I am in the bath... I'm totally gonna fucking run away for this," face.
- I love that the person misspelled, Princeton and forgot the "e" and wrote, Princton. I can just imagine some Princeton Graduate beating himself up over this typo.
- I really love thinking that maybe he didn't misspell it, and his name is actually, Princton.
- I love that he responds to Princeton, but that may not necessarily be his name. His real name could be something like, "Community College," or "State School," but he showed high intelligence so they nicknamed him, Princeton.
- If I find this guy there is no way I am returning it. He will also be renamed Roo-Bear, after my childhood favorite Nickelodeon Cartoon, Adventures of Little Koala.
It wasn't a Joke
I called the phone number asking if this was a joke and the person informed me that it wasn't. Then I asked if it was legal to have a koala, and he didn't really give me a direct answer, but led me to believe that it was. I wished him luck in finding Princeton and asked if I could come visit the little guy if he got returned. He said it would be fine with him, but that that decision would be up to Princeton. Of course someone who owns a koala is going to be a fucking hippie and ask the animal if it's OK if a visitor stops by. Now I see how the Koala ran away. Princeton obviously asked if he could leave, and hippie man cried and let him go.
Compliment of The Week
I got this email the other day...
Dear Brad Ass,
I am thoroughly entertained by your website, and just wanted to let you know that I am a regular visitor. On my web-history, my most visited websites go, ESPN.com, BradAssNews.com and then Youporn.com.
Thank you and keep up the good work.
... Wow, that was the best compliment I've ever gotten. I couldn't pick two better websites to be sandwiched by.
Picture of the Week
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