BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 9-26-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 9-26-09

Meal of the Week

The Meat Baby.

Now, a bunch of beef in the shape of a baby with a bacon diaper doesn't bother me too much. What really pushes this over the edge is the choice of refreshment. You're really going to mix all this meat with a coffee? I fear for this person's digestive system. I know that when I go to Starbucks I have to clinch and start speed-walking the last few blocks to make it home in time. If I were to combo my coffee with a Meat Baby, I am pretty sure that the baby will not be the only thing requiring a diaper.

Tweets of the Week

shitmydadsays "It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening."

MattBesser Lamar Odom, on this your wedding night, remember to work your triangle offense.

robhuebel What’s up male flight attendant who keeps talking to EVERYONE about cars? We get it. You’re not gay. More SUNCHIPS my bro dawg?

robhuebel Waffle House is like the wife of Applebees that always has bruises on her face and claims she's just "clumsy".

DougBenson This just in: Heather Locklear returning to MELROSE PLACE. This just out: my dick.

bradassnews Balls Ass Shit Fuck Grundle Grumble http://twitpic.com/io7qt

Craiglist of the Week

Some people just really hate putting together furniture...

... or they just love masturbating in front of people, and offering them endless refills.

Pet Peeve of the Week

People that have too many Pet Peeves.

I hate it when someone gets annoyed by everything... oh fuck! I'm describing myself. I am my own pet-peeve. I feel like the universe is collapsing around me. This is annoying... shit! Even the fact that I am my own pet peeve annoys me.

Picture of the Week

Hopefully the catcher has a good arm.