BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 9-12-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 9-12-09

Website of the Week

FOOTBALL! Yup, It's started kids. Yippers!

Which NFL games are going to be played on TV in my local market? Who will be announcing the games? Will I be able to watch my game at home, or do I need to plan a trip to the local watering-hole?

Do you find yourself asking yourself these questions? I know I do. But wait, there is a cure! This website below shows maps of which games are played where, and announced by whom.

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/

It's pretty handy. The information usually reupdates on Wednesdays. (I'm taking a really good shot in the dark here and guessing "reupdates" is not a word, but it's 1:00 am and my shitty Spellcheck didn't make it red, so if it's good enough for GoDaddy Spellcheck, it's good enough for me, and it's good enough for you.)

Twitterer of the Week

This week, the Tweets of the Week all come from one guy. Therefore, I am going to name him, Twitterer of the Week. Congrats guy, you win absolutely fucking nothing except for the knowledge that you made me laugh. Which is actually pretty hard to do, so good job.

The Twitterer which I speak of is named Justin and his Twitter name is, shitmydadsays. He is a 28 year old male who lives with his 78 year old father, and his Tweets are just things that his dad rambles about.

Here are some of his best, just imagine an old grumpy man saying this stuff...

"Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, it's not a sack of food, it's a sack of shit."

'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."

"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

...now you see why he is Twitterer of the Week. I reread some of them over and over and they still make me laugh.

Pictures of the Week

Great idea

Now we know why the sexy reporter liked to hangout with these mutant freaks.

Video of the Week

God-damnit Yes! It's Always Sunny in Philadephia, one of the funniest shows this decade, will be coming back to television on September 17th. If you've seen it before you're as excited as I am, and if you haven't you need to record this shit on your DVR or Tivo, or whatever. Do people even have Tivos anymore? Also, almost all the past episodes are on Hulu.com or at their website HERE.