Taglines: Ed Hardy Beer, ugh!
Though their tagline, "I'LL HAVE A A TIGER AND A FLAMING SKULL PLEASE," is good, here are a few of my ideas. Wait a second! there is an extra, A, in that slogan. Fuck you Ed Hardy! The next thing you are going to tell me is to, "Stay Off The The Grass."
Here are my taglines
- I'll have a Tiger and Yes I am a flaming douchebag.
- Because for some douchebags it isn't enough to have Ed Hardy across their chest. They also need to be able to swallow!
- Made in a sweat shop by 8 Korean kids. You might know them from the show, Jon and Kate Plus Slave Labor
- Who wants to drink a liquid named after a made up guy, created by a gay guy? (Actually, after I posted this, one of my readers informed me that Ed Hardy is a real guy, which everyone knew but me. I take my lack of this knowledge as a good thing. Also, it has come to my attention that Christian Audgigegegrgergerger may not be gay... not that there is anything wrong with being gay. It's fine if he is, and I hope that some day he and Ed Hardy can get married legally in the state of California.)
- How many of these will get your drunk? Jon Gosselin says, "8 is enough"
or
- How many of these to make an ugly girl look good? Jon Gosselin says, "Takes 8 to make me get it up for Kate."
- Made with, Barley, Hops, Dragon Blood, Tiger Sweat, and Mother Fucking Glitter.
- For when you want Ed Hardy all over your back and in your mouth... at the same time.
Here are some from a buddy of mine. He wishes to remain anonymous because he still wants to have a career and has not giving up on such aspirations, unlike fucking me!
- When drinking Smirnoff Ice isn't gay enough
- ...as featured on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
- It's like drinking a gay pride parade
Do you have any, feel free to add a comment?
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