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Whack Ass Weekend 9-7-09

Video of the Week

This will be a fun one for their kids to watch.

Tweets of the Week

jchats I got 140 characters and a tweet ain't one.

robhuebel Going to the beach to show people what the word 'pale' means. And 'beach-rage'. And 'sand-boner'.

robhuebel Drunk asshole next to me at airport bar just asked asian pilot if he calls himself a "pirate". Think there's gonna be bloodshed

robhuebel There is a tiny part of me that wants to stop being the tiny part of me.

MattBesser I'm going to go for the Michael Vick jokerecord. Help me spread the ones you like so we can make the dog killerpay for his sadism.

MattBesser Eagles QB Michael Vick gets sacked. Dogs around the world lick their balls in celebration!

MattBesser Why does Michael Vick the lumberjack love to cut dogwood trees? He hates its bark.

MattBesser With Michael Vick on the Eagles they will no longer look dogged on offense. (Because Vick will kill all the doggeds)

MattBesser What’s the difference between Michael Vick and Hurricane Katrina? Hurricane Katrina drowned dogs accidentally.

MattBesser What do the Atlanta Falcons and pitbulls have in common? Michael Vick left both of them hanging.

MattBesser At Michael Vick’s kennel, what did the drowned pitbull say to the hanged pitbull? This place is ruff!

Pictures of the Week

This is one way to lower your Subaru.

Mike Hunt decided to change his name to something a little more classy.

Overpriced Item of the Week

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Pet Peeve of the Week

Bathroom Attendants at Shitty Bars.

I hate the idea of bathroom attendants. Though, I can kind of understand it at a really nice, old school restaurant because I guess there is a sense of tradition there. Similar to when a historical hotel has an elevator operator, but instead of a guy helping you get to your floor, he is watching you take a piss. I feel so bad for these guys. They spend all day inside of a bathroom, and when it's their turn to take a bathroom break, they don't even get to go anywhere!

Anyways, back to the Attendants at the Shitty Bars. If I am slamming a jager-bomb at an establishment, I do not need a bathroom attendant to wipe my face off after a puke. I just know this is the idea of some greedy fucking bar-owner who wants to suck all of us dry. As if it is not bad enough that they are charging me $4.50 for a domestic beer, I now have to tip some fucking 22 year old burnout a buck every time I have to take a piss. Oh, big deal that he has gum, and cigarettes, and cologne and shit like that. I dont want to chew gum while I drink. I don't like my beer tasting like spearmint. I don't smoke cigarettes and I hate the smell of cologne. Of coures I always end up taking about 4 cigarettes because I know it's the most expensive thing they offer, and then I throw them away.