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Video: Hyperizers

A fun little music video staring some really bad rapping by NBA stars. Trying to copy the old LeBron ads, ain't as good but it's still pretty solid.

Staring

Mo Williams as Fog Raw (<- My new favorite nickname)

Andre Iguodala as C Blocka (Did they actually nickname him Cock Blocker... oh guess not, they say the C stands for Chief)

Kevin Durant as Velvet Hoop (Sounds like a euphemism for a vagina.)

Rashard Lewis as Ice 0 (Boring nickname... Boooo!)

I hope these names stick throughout the season, especially, Fog Raw. And, I really hope Mo Williams grows the jerry curl hair out and adds that extra finger. What, you didn't see the 11th finger he has? Watch it again and pay attention to the part where he has the ice cream cone or when he is putting his fingers in the bowling ball. He has an extra little finger hanging out there. You know? For better ball handling skillz!