BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 8-31-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 8-31-09

Tweets of the Week

robhuebelI don't ever want to get burned alive. Or freeze to death. I'd rather be room-temperatured to death.

SarahKSilverman Watched a 7 year old boy torture a pigeon today in MacArthur park. It was the performance art version of my week.

robhuebel Crazy wildfires in LA. Smoke blotting out the sun. Smokey the Bear is going to rip someone's dick off.

DougBenson likes waking up in Vegas, but would really like to wake up in Katy Perry.

bradassnews Just upgraded to iPhone from my 04 Hitatchi. Feel like I'm cheating on my GF of 5 yrs that got fat n dumb with a brainy young supermodel

Website of the Week

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Picture of the Week

Comes from the Website of the week.

Michael Vick Leinart

Matt Leinart doesn't do alternate colored jerseys. He does alternate colored skin.

Pet-Peeve of the Week

Woot Woot!

Really? We're now going to use, "Woot Woot," as an expression of simplistic ectasy? Ugh, not since the phrase, "Gnar Gnar," has an a adjective pissed me off in this repeatitive way.

I am just warning all of you, that if you say this around me, my arm will punch you. I have no control over it. My arm just thinks the phrase is a Batman Ononomatopoeia, like BAM! or SMACK! So, when I hear Woot Woot! my arm thinks it means to punch you twice, in your face. Sorry.

Another Picture of the Week

Video of the Week

Ski-Gliding