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Whack Ass Weekend 8-23-09

Tweets of the Week

robcorddry I never lock the bathroom door. If someone walks in on me I yell "GET THE FUCK IN HERE!". It always works.

robhuebel I have already figured out my Halloween costume for this year: http://tiny.cc/9IO5j

KFUCKINGP Working on my new audiobook, tentatively titled "Stop Sucking Dick & Start Getting Your Dick Sucked."

SarahKSilverman When I say "I feel like an asshole" what I mean is, "I am in the mood for an asshole."

The Week of the Week

Once again, the title of The Week of the Week goes to this week.

Picture of the Week

Another great one from my slutty girlfriend of a webiste, engirsh.com

Pet Peeve of the Week

People that smack their lips while they eat. Seriously, what the fuck! How can you not tell that you are doing it, and how can you not realize how horrid it sounds. It drives me insane. I seriously have to leave the room or, turn the TV volume up to drown out your god-damn smacking. When we go out to eat, I have to strategically sit at the other end of the table from you; because you choose to eat like a fucking cow.

I am fine with people that eat with their mouths open, that doesn't bother me. I can choose to not look at people if they want me to watch them eat, but I can't turn off my ears. And no! Eating with your mouth open and smacking lips are not correlated activities; you can do one without the other. It takes a special talent/asshole to be able to smack their lips with the mouth closed, but I've witnessed it. Why the do it? I have no fucking idea.

I have one friend that is such a talented asshole that they actually smack their lips while eating SOUP. I am serious. What's next? Smacking lips while drinking a beer, while breathing air, more like "while not breathing air," because if they do this, I will fucking kill them.

Keyboard Cat of the Week

WARNING: it's pretty gross