BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 8-14-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 8-14-09

Tweets of the Week

robcorddry My wife calls normal oral sex "69, one at a time". You're welcome.

robhuebel People that carry an umbrella because it's too sunny are generally not good at intercourse.

jimgaffigan Biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it's an oatmeal raisin cookie is kind of like finding out she's a dude.

Bradassnews I made a movie about me finding things in spectacular fish poop. It's called "In Glorious Bass Turds" (In reference to Brad Pitt's new movie, Inglorious Basterds)

Vick_Michael Thanks for all the love...it too many of you guys to thank, but I want to thank each and every one of ya'll.

SWB384 When that most interesting man likes dos equis, he should specify lager, that amber shit is boosh

michaelianblack Should a high-tech electronics store be rebranding itself as "The Shack?" That's like a fast food restaurant calling itself "The Toilet."

SarahKSilverman My nephew turned 3. I bought him a rape kit. I know this is hacky but he really did just play with the box the whole time. Kids!

ddockett If u dont have a Job & the 1st thing udo is check twttr when u get up in the morning<--MAJOR FAIL u willnot find a job on twttr.GET A LIFE (Wow, leave it to Darnell Dockett to call me out, and cut right to my core.)

Picture of the Week

Now, I am not an extreme sports fan but this has the potential to change my mind.

Pet-Peeve of the Week

White kids that, instead of saying the greeting, "What's up man?" choose to go with, "What's up MANG?" I'm alright with it if they say it, maybe once or twice as a joke, but to use "Mang" every time really makes me want to sew their mouths shut, with my butt hair.

Stop it kids! you're not Mexican, and you sure as fuck ain't Scarface.

By the way, I don't hate the word, "Mang." When a Mexican says it, it downright makes my day.

Video of the Week

Seriously, can we figure out some sort of head protection for pitchers! I know it rarely happens, but someone is going to get killed. Look at the ball ricochet off his head. It goes clear into the stands! (Though, as a fan it is probably more memorable catching a ball that came off of a guy's head rather than one that came off of a bat.) Luckily enough, he only got a concussion and was released from the hospital today.

My Dad made a good comment, "It was a fair-ball and ended up going into the stands, ground-rule double, right?"

Button of the Week

Everyone is doing it. It's so fun and so easy to pay me. I accept all major credit cards. Just give it a try. Just a little click on the button above and then on the bottom left of the next screen you will see all the credit card logos. Then hit continue and pay me damnit. haha