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Video: Beatles Rock Band Press Trailer

Even if you are not a fan of the Rock Band video game series, this trailer is still a kick-ass three minutes which sums up the Beatles' entire career.

I for one, am a fan of the video game and I can't wait to get back from the bars at 2:30 AM and belt out, "I AM THE EGGMAN," while I turn to whoever is playing the drums and berate them, "RINGO YOU FUCKING SUCK!" Then I will grab the ugly Asian chick that I picked up at the bar, get naked in bed and take unattractive photos. Then, finish it off by going outside and getting shot by a homeless guy holding a copy of Catcher in the Rye: who I paid earlier so he would shoot me. Imagine that! I just did.

I just hope they don't come out with a Queen version, because I really don't want to do blow off of some guy's cock.

Speaking of Queen, how could nobody figure out this guy was gay? In this video he literally dresses up like a woman and then opens a closet to a homosexual fantasy land full of mustaches, chest hair, and spandex. Pretty much declaring, "Look how gay I am... I may be a closet gay, but I am really fucking gay inside said closet." I am a fan of Queen, and I love Freddy Mercury, but how could no one know?