Disney's Dicks
Yesterday, I went back to the "happiest place on earth" for the first time in approximately six or seven years. I came to two conclusions while I was running around and waiting in line with all the Asians in neon-colored baseball hats. 1.) I am never going to come back to this place again, until I have my own children, or they start serving alcohol. and 2.) Almost every ride's name could be a good nickname for someone's dick.
Let me elaborate on number 2.
For the well endowed
Splash Mountain - works well if you're a premature ejaculator.
Big Thunder Mountain - only if your girlfriend's nickname, or her vagina's nickname is Lightning. Lightning always cums before the Thunder.
The Matterhorn - a great name if you happen to be Swiss. Plus, if you fuck with it too much you have to deal with the white monster that lives inside.
Space Mountain - because the ride is big and dark, and since white women wait in line for an hour to ride it. The name of Space Mountain obviously goes to the brothers.
For those that may be lacking
Peter Pan - hopefully because you have a small cock and not because you like to stick your dick in peanut butter.
Casey Jr - The train still goes through the tunnel but the tunnel doesn't feel a damn thing.
It's a Small World - it may be small but it kinda implies that you have bedded a lot of different ethnicities. Or maybe your penis can repetitively sing an annoying song.
For those that may have problems
Tower of Terror - sounds like this person might be having a herpes flare up.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - this cock gets around and prefers (insert your own buttsex joke)
and finally
The Monorail - chronic masterbater.
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