BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 8-2-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 8-2-09

Holy Shit it's August Already of the Week

Holy shit it's August!

Pic of the Week

Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Shwarzenneger, and Andre the Giant

Tweets of the Week

robhuebel A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is two guys fucking my wife.

SklarBrothers Love that the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee still has a stinger. It's great that they've made him so layered. He's upbeat, but still a threat.

kevinwildes Steroids ruined my Red Sox Championships just like plastic surgery ruined Baywatch.

bradassnews The current job I am now looking at, states "We only want CLOSERS!" I consider myself to be more of a middle reliever/set-up guy

DougBenson would like to get together with Obama for a weed summit. Biden and the professor can come too. But no cops!

mookiewilson86 WNBA, you truly serious about bolstering your fan base? Start by not launching maxipads into the crowd with those air guns during time outs.

Another from Mookie

mookiewilson86 "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. I don't always strangle whores either, but when I do, I prefer Samoan whores"

Possible Purchase of the Week

The movie looks like shit, but this t-shirt is fun.
http://nerduo.com/thebattle/

I can't believe I just used the word "fun" as an adjective. I have a real problem coming up with positive adjectives, but I have no problem with the negative. I think it's because I am such a pessimist. This is not just a issue when I write, it also occurs when I talk. If I don't like something I am quick to proclaim that it's shit, fucking sucks, etc., but if I do like something or am happy with some sort of outcome and want to confess my pleasure, I stutter whenever I reach the positive adjective. Maybe it is because I am a pessimist or maybe it's because all the positive words out there fucking suck shitass. Chill, dank, sweet, cool, awesome, gnarly, tight, fantastic, super! No one can say these words without looking and sounding like a fucking tool. (this paragraph was my therapy for the week.)

Stat of the Week

Only a week away from FOOTBALL!!!

Addictive Website of the Week

sporcle.com