BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 7-26-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 7-26-09

Alright, I have been away from the computer for awhile, so it may be a little difficult to write a Whack Ass Weekend, because they are basically about stuff I find online during the week. I will try my best, and if it's not good enough, fuck you. I am just kidding, it is going to be good enough, but fuck you anyways.

And here we go....

Tweets of the Week

lancearmstrong Seeing these comments from Alberto Contador. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and start thanking his team. w/o them, he doesn't win.

DougBenson If your name is Rob, you really should shout "You got robbed!" right after sex. I mean it.

robhuebel My hotel pool has a bunch of comic con dorks swimming in it. They won't stop re-enacting the trash compactor scene in Star Wars.

Picture of the Week

Clinton Portis is now rocking the Simon Phoenix hair-do.

Link of the Week

Fredo, I knew it was you. But I didn't realize you only starred in five movies and all five movies were nominated for Best Picture.

http://nymag.com/movies/features/58060/

Pickup Line of the Week

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?" Doug Benson

Movie Review of the Week

G-Force: Gee! Which one did Richard Gere Force up his ass?

or

Which one did Richard Gere G-Force up his ass?

I know they're very similar, but I just wanted all of you to know that I take my Richard Gere Ass Gerbil Jokes very seriously. I contemplated on how to phrase this one for a good 2 days.

Video of the Week

Having his wedding cake and eating it too. (That was the bad joke of the week)