Whack Ass Weekend 7-26-09
Alright, I have been away from the computer for awhile, so it may be a little difficult to write a Whack Ass Weekend, because they are basically about stuff I find online during the week. I will try my best, and if it's not good enough, fuck you. I am just kidding, it is going to be good enough, but fuck you anyways.
And here we go....
Tweets of the Week
lancearmstrong Seeing these comments from Alberto Contador. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and start thanking his team. w/o them, he doesn't win.
DougBenson If your name is Rob, you really should shout "You got robbed!" right after sex. I mean it.
robhuebel My hotel pool has a bunch of comic con dorks swimming in it. They won't stop re-enacting the trash compactor scene in Star Wars.
Picture of the Week
Clinton Portis is now rocking the Simon Phoenix hair-do.
Link of the Week
Fredo, I knew it was you. But I didn't realize you only starred in five movies and all five movies were nominated for Best Picture.
http://nymag.com/movies/features/58060/
Pickup Line of the Week
"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?" Doug Benson
Movie Review of the Week
G-Force: Gee! Which one did Richard Gere Force up his ass?
or
Which one did Richard Gere G-Force up his ass?
I know they're very similar, but I just wanted all of you to know that I take my Richard Gere Ass Gerbil Jokes very seriously. I contemplated on how to phrase this one for a good 2 days.
Video of the Week
Having his wedding cake and eating it too. (That was the bad joke of the week)
Posted by Brad Ass at 7/27/2009 8:19 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: clinton portis bleached hair and goat tweets of week Whack Ass Weekend price is right proposal g-force review
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: clinton portis bleached hair and goat tweets of week Whack Ass Weekend price is right proposal g-force review
Comments