BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 7-19-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 7-19-09

Quote of the Week

"Joe Jackson looks like a California Raisin fucked the Devil" ~ Nick Kroll

Quote of the Week #2

"I can say that because I am racist" ~ Nick Kroll

Alright, One More from Nick Kroll

"Ed Hardy is where I go to buy t-shirts with dragons, raping lions, on skateboards."

Picture of the Week

Tweets of the Week

michaelianblack for my wife's upcoming birthday, I'm thinking about giving her an autographed copy of my dick.

bradassnews Pretty embarrassed to be watching Bachelorette but not as embarrassed as the guy on show who couldn't get it up. Please show Cialis ad now! (Your damn right I put one of my own as a tweet of the week. Tweets this week were lacking and I am hilarious.)

theseanhay How has a 59 year old played 20 holes without urinating yet, thats Watson's most impressive feat.

NFL Off-season Story of the Week

You all know by now that football is a gift from the gods and even a minor story involving the NFL, even in the off-season, is really fucking important. We have a new rule change. No more wedge! Click Here to read

Say good-bye to big kick returns. This is pretty much just Roger Goodel giving Devin Hester a big, fuck you! "If your going to play in my league you have to play a position. None of this return-man bullshit."