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Prisoners' Tribute to Michael Jackson

The prison down in the Philippines that got world wide fame (29,000,000 youtube hits) for performing the thriller dance threw a hootanany for Michael Jackson because he had to go and die.

Here are a few vids about it... Here we go! Hold on to your sequence gloves!

Anderson Cooper discusses the Philippines Prison's plans to pay tribute to Michael Jackson and he loses his shit.

Hey, this CNN chick was there during the tribute and she talks about what she saw.

Hey, this bitch still wants to talk about it. Go for it! The one thing that the death of Michael Jackson has caused is an abundance of new TV reporters that I have never seen before.

Alright, I think it's great that Michael Jackson's music was inspirational to these guys and may have helped rehabilitated some of them but I am a pessimist and have an uncanny ability to find the bad in all that seems good.

So, these guys are arguably the most famous people in the Philippines. And! since people will always be at least a little attracted to the glory of fame, people will want to be a part of this, but they will have to kill someone so they can go to prison. Therefore, your best shot at fame in Philippines is to be a good dancer and then murder someone. (Note to self: when in Philippines stay away from dance clubs.)