Whack Ass Weekend 6-29-09
RIP Billy Mays of the Week
From Textfromlastnight.com (972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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It was a little strange how I learned about the death of Billy Mays. I was watching Baseball Tonight on ESPN and towards the end of a highlight I heard Jon Kruk say, "Billy Mays Died." Then everyone else shooshed him and when they switched from the highlight to the studio all the analysts were holding their fingers up and shooshing each other. Obviously, since this was a baseball show I thought that he said, "Willie Mays died." Since Willie Mays was my dad's favorite baseball player we were pretty distraught and then when we learned it was Billy Mays and we were kinda relieved. It's a strange and guilty feeling to be happy that a Billy died instead of a Willie.
Transformadable Reveiws of the Week
The new Transformers flick has already made $201.2 million since Wednesday. I have not seen it yet but I have seen the reviews and it is hard to believe that the movie will be more entertaining then reading some of these.
"If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination." Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
"Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness." Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"...Revenge of the Fallen is more like listening to rocks in a clothes dryer for 2½ hours." Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune
"Only an asshole could have made this film." Rob Humanick, The House Next Door
"If you're going to send me a hero, I always say make it one with a built-in cup-holder, Michelins as hip-bling, and car doors for wings!" Mark Ramsey, MovieJuice!
"A perfectly dreadful sequel that's the filmic equivalent of a 150-minute waterboarding session." Matt Bronson, Creative Loafing
"If the robots in Revenge of the Fallen are so menacing, why can't they outrun Shia LaBeouf?" Christian Toto, What Would Christian Watch
Tweets of the Week
jimgaffigan Waterskiing looks like a form of torture. "Let's drag him behind the boat by a rope!"
DAG727 Billy mays found dead?!?! NOOOOOOOOO! Did he get confused between oxiclean and oxicotton?
SarahKSilverman Here's a fun tidbit: It actually takes more muscles to make your asshole frown than to make it smile.
Funny Pic of the Week
Monkey Fun of the Week
Posted by Brad Ass at 6/29/2009 8:34 AM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Billy Mays dubs Transformers Reviews monkey business Tweets of the Week
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Billy Mays dubs Transformers Reviews monkey business Tweets of the Week
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