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David Letterman vs Sara Palin

Before I give you my opinion on this whole David Letterman, Sara Palin fiasco, here are a couple of videos to get you caught up.

In the Right Corner we have the ugh... Right

Matt Lauer asks Palin, "Why you tripping?"

Letterman Makes His Case and the Most Sense

And I Support Him

I really believe he did not know that the only daughter at the baseball game was the 14 year old one. And frankly if he did, I still don't care. The joke wasn't about statutory rape, it was a commentary on how the conservative, family value strong Sara Palin already had one daughter that had a child out of wedlock (which I don't have a problem with but conservatives such as Palin usually do.)

David also never uttered the word, "rape," ever! He said "knocked up," and I am sorry to inform you that those words are not interchangeable. When the Palins are about to pop in the DVD of the movie Knocked Up do you think they abbreviate it by calling it Rape instead. "Hey Todd, Willow, Trigger, Bristol, Levi, Piper, John-Boy, Marsha, Jan, Bobby and LaFonda, I am about to pop Rape into the DVD player. Who wants to watch? But don't invite that David Letterman character because I don't trust him around young girls."

Come on Fox News, how can you be calling out someone for only attacking one side of the political spectrum. And for you to say that there is no comedy in the joke about her trying to improve her slutty flight attendant look is like saying there is no humor in sharts. I gotta move on from Fox News otherwise I am just going to ramble obscenities. (Just an FYI, I don't enjoy Fox News' counterpart MSNBC either.)

David Letterman is a fucking comedian. He is going to say things that are controversial and at times he is going to set his sights on public figures. I don't know why we hold the hosts of late night programming to higher standards than regular stand ups. You think what David Letterman said was bad you should check out the comics on Comedy Central and HBO. We are ruining late night by restraining the hosts like this. David Letterman dumbs down and censors himself making his show so much less entertaining and funnier than it could be. Next time he is a guest on Howard Stern you should try and listen. On Stern, Letterman is the most vulgar, trash talking, and hilarious person in media. Howard Stern actually has to tell him to tone it down... he is too much for fucking Howard Stern! Now I am guessing Letterman dials it up a few notches because he is so happy to have a platform where he can overindulge. If I was David I might just say, "You know what, I played your game for over 20 years. I dumbed down my comedy so a majority of America would understand it and thus I would get more ratings. I have never thought as myself as a someone that rocks the boat but you knit pick and look for things and try to blow them out of proportion. That is why I am taking all my "fuck you money" and I am fucking leaving. You can watch my new unfiltered, intelligent show on HBO next year. Enjoy the puppet they get to replace me. Remember to vote Palin in 2012!"