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Whack Ass Weekend 6-14-09

Facebook Sabotage of the Week

Alright, so we all know that when someone leaves their computer on and forgets to log out of Facebook it is our right to fuck with it. Usually people mess with that person's profile. They change their sexual preference, give them an embarrassing/fake job, and so on. Here is a new sabotage that I just manifested in my head brain.

You shouldn't mess with their profile. Instead, you should look around for some of their friends that happen to be of the female persuasion. Make sure that the person has not seen the girl for awhile and then find a photo of the girl where she is by herself and leave this comment.

"I didn't know you are pregnant, Congrats!"

If you can find a photo of a girl you hate and do this, you have killed two birds with one stone. You fuck with your friend and you give a bitch an eating disorder. Yeah! You're an awesome person!!

The best scenario is this girl running into your friend while drunk at a bar and slapping him. If you pull it off successfully your friend will have no idea why he got bitched.

Another ~~Rape~~ Rap for Kobe of the Week

Last year, Shaq rapped about how Kobe couldn't win it all with out him. This year, Kobe got a freestyle from a different old friend.

Kobe Rape Victim Raps (fake)

Tweets of the Week

THE_REAL_SHAQ Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

michaelianblack Advice to the ladies at Bonnaroo: if you're going to be a dirty fucking hippie, less emphasis on the dirty, more on the fucking.

robcorddry I wish I were black. Then I would be able to carry a towel with me all the time and not feel stupid.

That's all of the Week

Yup, that's all guys. I have been traveling and haven't had too much time to just sit around with my thumb up my ass and think of clever/stupid things. It truly is hard to find time to shove anything up your ass when you're constantly moving.

I have some other things but they are too long to place in a Whack Ass Weekend.

Oh I Almost Forgot of the Week

Thanks for making last month the most visited month so far. I guess some of you out there are actually enjoying the bathroom humor and awful writing enough to forward it onto your friends.

Thanks again. Now go and forward this entry to 10 people right fucking now. If you don't, the ghost of David Carradine will come and auto asphixiate all over your face. Do you want Hung Fu hanging over your bed every night? I didn't think so!