Interesting Facts From Embarassing Sources
Living with my sister I am sometimes forced to watch and read media that is not really classified as manly or cool. Examples being, daytime talk shows and trashy gossip magazines. And you know what? I will admit it. On occasion I enjoy some of this shit and find somethings interesting. Fuck it! I think Ellen Degeneres is fucking hilarious. It takes a strong man to admit that. Make fun of me if you please.
Anywhat, sometimes while taking in this entertainment I learn a few fun facts from these embarrassing sources. Here are a few.
The View
Francis Ford Coppola has never seen The Sopranos. The Godfather director actually said that he has never really been that interested in the mob.
Regis and Kelly
Simon Cowell plans on remaking Saturday Night Fever and wants Zac Efron to play the lead. I guess this is pissing off the fans of the original. They are all rolling over in their gay graves. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
People Magazine
David Bowie's son directed the new movie, Moon, starring Sam Rockwell. It is his directorial debut, but what I find really interesting is that he changed his name to Duncan Jones. It use to be Zowie Bowie. haha! Zowie Bowie is like Julia Gulia times ten.
Grey's Anatomy
When you go to a hospital make sure the doctor washes their hands first, because odds are they just got done having sex with another doctor or nurse in the break room.
It is possible to break your penis. (Do not look for images of this on the internet. I repeat, do not look for pictures of this on the internet. You ever put food coloring on a marshmallow and then put in the microwave for two minutes?)
Jon & Kate Plus 8
The 1980s show titled, Eight is Enough, was a fucking liar. Eight is way too fucking many, especially when you are married to a raging, controlling bitch.
Perez Hilton (by far most embarrassing, sister left it on the computer and I saw it)
The salaries of the worst role models in the world, "All you have to be is pretty and fake to make a lot of money and be happy. Don't learn a skill or anything like that. Just fuck your friends boyfriends and cause as much drama in your life as you can and you can get your own TV show."
This is how much they get paid per fucking episode. Worst show in the world, destroying the youth of America, and why am I writing about it. Fuck, I am embarrassed.
Lauren Conrad - $75,000
Heide Montag - $65,000
Spencer Pratt - $65,000
Audrina Patridge - $35,000
Whitney Port - $20,000
Brody Jenner - $10,000
Lauren Bosworth - $10,000
Stephanie Pratt - $8,000
Posted by Brad Ass at 6/18/2009 10:03 AM 
Categories: Television
Tags: regis and kelly greys anatomy people embarassing sources jon and kate plus 8 perez hilton the hills salaries the view
Categories: Television
Tags: regis and kelly greys anatomy people embarassing sources jon and kate plus 8 perez hilton the hills salaries the view
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