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A Bunch of Really Brad Ideas

Dog Idea

Every now and then a new breed of dog takes the country by storm. Ever since the movie, I Love You Man, I have been seeing god damn pugles (cross between pug and beagle) everywhere. They are not even very cute dogs. I am convinced they are popular just because the name is so fucking fun to say. I think I have stumbled upon the mix of dog that is the most fun to say, which would end with me making a fortune in puppy sales.

The mix would be half rottweiler, half chihuahua. It would be a rotthuahua (pronounced Rott-wa-wa). Who wouldn't want one of those things? I want a rotthuahua rigth now. I can't stop saying it. Rotthuahua rotthuahua rotthuahua!

New Book Idea

Dummies Books For Dummies. It's a guide on how to make a For Dummies book.

Who buys these things?

I am currently looking for a job, so I went to Borders and placed several of my folded up resumes into a bunch of HR for Dummies books. Probably won't lead to anything. Though, I would love to work for a company that actually uses HR for Dummies as a guide for doing business. Odds are I would be the smartest person there.

Government Money Maker Idea

We all know that the state of California is having budget problems up the ass. To help solve this and bring in some extra cash, the government should start selling adspace on government vehicles and buildings. Get with the times government, it's the 21st century. Everyone else has already sold out, you might as well do the same.

You know how much money the taxi companies make selling adspace on the top and sides of their vehicles? Neither do I, but I bet it's a butt-load. I'm not talking like huge signs. It can just be little signs on the back of cop cars. Hire The Clear Channel to handle the sales and give them a small cut of the profits because we know the government will fuck it up if they do it on their own.

The oppurtunities here are endless. After little ads on cop cars they could put huge ones on fire engines, school buses, and garbage trucks. They could have companies throw billboards on the side of courthouses and hell, even put sponsors on officials uniforms.

Yah, I know there are a lot of issues with having companies advertise, thus creating partnerships with the government. I am going to go ahead and not bring up or answer any of those issues.

I just really want to get pulled over by a cop that has a bunch of Viagra ads on his car and I want so many sponsors on his uniform that he looks like a Nascar driver.