BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weekend 6-8-09

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Whack Ass Weekend 6-8-09

Advert of the Week

And the award for advert of the week this week goes to this Russian advertisement and their poster for the ice cream of the week. Week week week!

A couple things about this advertisement.

Chocolate in Vanilla, I just watched a porn by the same title.

Why is a Russian advertisement written in English?

Black in White, I just watched a porn by the same title.

What's with the rainbows?

... and of course, Flavor of the Week, I just watched a porn by the same title.

Award Show Clip of the Week

Bret Michaels gets dropped by Broadway at The Tonys.
That's what you get for not running back with your band and staying out there and show boating. He went down faster then the whores on his reality show.

Another Reason to Hate LA of the Week

I was at a friend's family BBQ and an uncle asked a little girl if she wanted to be a Laker Girl. The girl was around the age of 5 or so and I thought she would probably say yes, but to my surprise her answer was no. I thought that was kinda cool, maybe she wanted to be a doctor or something like that. Then the uncle asked the girl, "Why don't you want to be a Laker Girl?" and the girl's answer was, "Because mommy said they don't make enough money."

I blame LA for this. In any other city little girls would still be dreaming of becoming princess and whatever else girls dream of becoming, I'm a guy I don't know what they dream about. But in LA parents will shatter their kid's dreams if it doesn't make six figures.

(I have to admit I added to the awfulness by telling the girl that if she became a Laker Girl she would not need money because men would just buy her things.)

Tweets of the Week

sportsguy33 Look out 2007 Finals - your "most unwatchable NBA Finals ever" title is officially in jeopardy!

michaelianblack Adding excitement to my daily life by ending everything I say with the phrase "Let's rock-n-roll" followed a single hand clap.

kevin_nealon Just passed a bunch of GM crash test dummies hanging out at Home Depot parking lot.

kevinwildes "Oh now YOU want to win the triple crown? F that." Mine that Bird to Calvin Borrell

Advert of the Week

Did I already give this award out?