Ant Farms: The Real Animal Cruelty
A lot of animal rights activists out there are against things like fur coats and crocodile boots. I understand why they don't like these items but they should be focusing on another down right despicable form of animal cruelty. They should be protesting the use of Ant Farms. You heard me you deaf bastard, I said Ant Farms.
Now, fur coats are bad, but those animals are dead and can't feel anymore pain. Ant Farms are torturous devices that take an animal out of a three dimensional world and place them in a two dimensional one. Could you imagine if someone took away a dimension from you? You no longer have the choice of left and right. All you have is forward and backward. How fucked up is that?
Fucking Ant Farms.
Little cruel bastards run around and steal ants from their families and then place them in an artificial world. Furthermore, the artificial world is not a replica of their natural habitat, it's a miniature farm. An Ant doesn't know what the hell a farm is. How is this suppose to make them feel at home. Talk about a mind fuck. What if some super huge aliens came down, picked you up, and then placed you in tiny replica of a world that had no affiliation to you? Yah... I wouldn't like it either.
Then when the evil adolescents get bored they pick up the farm and shake the shit out of it. I bet when this happens each ant says to themselves, "Please god let this be the shake that kills me. I can't take it anymore. I hope heaven is a place where I can dig in all directions"
If I was one of those ants I would climb to the top of the windmill and jump to my death.
Look at these two little fucking diabolical assholes. Cool bowl-cut hairdo you got there, Satan!
I really hope that some of my Google Ads for this entry are Ant Farm Advertisements.
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