BRADASSNEWS.COM: Whack Ass Weeknd 5-10-09

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Whack Ass Weeknd 5-10-09

Happy Mothers Day everyone. Special shout out to mom of Brad Ass. You are the best mother that a guy could ask for. Carol Brady aint got shit on you. Screw you Carol Brady! You're overrated as a mother. You had Alice to cook, clean and give weird random advice to the kids. She was even banging your butcher so you guys could get sweet deals on tube steaks. Who were you sleeping with to help out the family Carol? No one, that's who! Not a team player.

LEGO Goggles

Ever wish that you could accessorize with LEGOs? Well now you can do it on your face!

Click here for more LEGO funtasticness

Verification of the Week

I got this verification from Craigslist this week. I'm not kidding. I failed on the first two that they gave me. Maybe some programmers thought they would have a little fun and make the third ones a little racist? They probably never thought anyone could be dumb enough to miss two of these things and get to the vulgar ones. I wonder if I kept on missing them if they would have gotten worse and worse. I would hate to see what they would have me write if I missed ten in a row.

Preview of the Week

Swedish Snow Bunnies + Nazi Zombies = Swedish Snow Bunnies and Nazi Zombies (It is pretty basic math. I was not a trick question.)

Tweet my Brad Ass

I was really against Twitter at first because I didn't want to hear from people about what they were eating for dinner or when they were taking shits and all that, but I have come around. It is pretty entertaining if you follow the right people. The only people I follow are a few close friends and stand-up comedians. When you follow stand-ups their tweets are like little mini-jokes. It is great to check every once in awhile when you need laugh.

If you want to follow me on twitter my name is: BRADASSNEWS (clever huh?)
heres my link http://twitter.com/bradassnews