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Whack Ass Weekend (Monday) 5-4-09

Shut up! I know I'm late with this weeks Whack Ass Weekend. I had weekend that was full of fun but was absent of internet access. Sometimes you just have to get by without the world wide interweb. It was actually quite nice, not having to worry about emails, and actually reading the real paper to get my news.

But now it's back to the internet life. The life of instant news updates, free music, streaming porn and of course Whack Ass Weekends!

Anywhat!

Here we go!

Worthless Item of the Week

This is a semi-submersible that Colombians are using to traffic tons of cocaine. Let me repeat that. A SEMI-submersible...SEMI! What good is a submarine that only goes partially underwater. You can still see the damn thing. Why don't they just call it a "Boat Low Rider," or a "Buoyant Challenged Ship."

WMD Update

Joke of the Week

Why was the strawberry sad?
Because her mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick into your ass.

(Ha! you thought the second joke was going to be kid friendly because the first one was... NOPE! You got blind-sided by anal! But then again doesn't all anal come from the blind-side. Yet another reason why you need to have a good Left-Tackle.)

CT Scan of the Week

Chicken McNuggets. In 2007 a New York City medical student named, Satre Stuelke started the Radiology Art Project. His scans have since became very popular and he takes them on tour to prominent art museums to be exhibited. To see more photos and videos of his CT Scans CLICK HERE.