Swine Flu-nny
Wondering what the first symptoms of the Swine Flu are? Just watch this video.
Swine Flu has also been known to cause country bumpkins to rape you and demand that you, "squeel like a pig."
You want to know how the first case of Swine Flu was contracted?
It was this little bastard!

Even if it gives me a horrible flu, I will still eat this thing . It is called the Bacone. It's a bacon cone filled with scramble eggs, and topped with gravy and a biscuit.
For serious though people, don't freak out! The media is wayyyyy overblowing this thing. Look at this snippet I grabbed from CNN.

The regular flu kills 36,000 people. This swine shit has not even killed one person in the States yet. So, before you run off to buy ammo and a bunch of canned goods, lets all just remember how rediculous things like Y2K, SARS, Mad Cow and the Bird Flu were.
Swine Flu has also been known to cause country bumpkins to rape you and demand that you, "squeel like a pig."
You want to know how the first case of Swine Flu was contracted?
It was this little bastard!

Even if it gives me a horrible flu, I will still eat this thing . It is called the Bacone. It's a bacon cone filled with scramble eggs, and topped with gravy and a biscuit.

For serious though people, don't freak out! The media is wayyyyy overblowing this thing. Look at this snippet I grabbed from CNN.

The regular flu kills 36,000 people. This swine shit has not even killed one person in the States yet. So, before you run off to buy ammo and a bunch of canned goods, lets all just remember how rediculous things like Y2K, SARS, Mad Cow and the Bird Flu were.






seriously, the bacone looks freaking delicious.
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