More Poopetry
A couple of years ago I had a fantastic million dollar idea. I was going to rewrite the classic childrens' book, Everyone Poops, and gear it towards more of an adult audience. How could this not sell like hotcakes? The original Everyone Poops has been on the top 100 for like 30 years in a row now and who doesn't love bathroom humor? We all know that I do. Obviously, I would have to change the name of the book, something to communicate to an older audience. I decided on, Everyone Fucking Shits.
After awhile the dream died. My skill of "not following through with anything" had taken over and I was left with just a few awful poems about poop, or as I like to call it, Poopetry. Anyways, when I found that spoof trailer for an Everyone Poops movie and posted it on my last Whack Ass Weekend it reminded me of this failed million dollar idea. That is why I put that poem up yesterday and that is why I am going to post two more, right fucking MEOW!
Taco Tuesdays
All week I sit and wait
and dream of what's about to be ate
Tacos
Burritos
Something mixed with Frito's
Taco Tuesdays are my fave
I hope my tummy will behave
Diarrhea Wednesdays
I fucking hate Taco Tuesdays!!!
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