Whack Ass Weekend 4-11-09
Dumb
Why do we call people that can't talk dumb when deaf people are the ones always saying "what!" and blind people are always running into shit?
Golf
I can't wait to nap to the Masters on Sunday. As soon as they play that intro music and Jim Nance says, "Hello Friends," I will be out. Shits like Ambien for me.
Nance should really record a good night tape. It would be awesome. Just the Masters' music with Nance saying, "Goodnight Friend," over and over again.
Jim "The Sandman" Nance
How come whenever you tell someone that you are going to go watch a golf tournament they ask you if you play? This never happens in any other sport.
Ryan
People have always said that I looked like a blond version of Ryan from The Office, but now he dyed his hair blond, so... now I just look like him.
Subway Go Away
I hate Subway's new ad slogan, "It's no longer Football Season but it is Foot Long Season." I know it is no longer football season god damnit, quit reminding me. Every time I hear these adverts I get sad because it's not football season and then I get depressed because I remember how my Cardinals lost the Super Bowl.
I use to like Subway until I ate a real sandwich.
Watchmen Review
I was going to review this movie but I will go ahead and let this guy do it for me.
Lookout Out Wild Things
Another classic childrens' book turned into a movie. (spoof of Where the Wild Things Are trailer)
Why do we call people that can't talk dumb when deaf people are the ones always saying "what!" and blind people are always running into shit?
Golf
I can't wait to nap to the Masters on Sunday. As soon as they play that intro music and Jim Nance says, "Hello Friends," I will be out. Shits like Ambien for me.
Nance should really record a good night tape. It would be awesome. Just the Masters' music with Nance saying, "Goodnight Friend," over and over again.
Jim "The Sandman" Nance
How come whenever you tell someone that you are going to go watch a golf tournament they ask you if you play? This never happens in any other sport.
Ryan
People have always said that I looked like a blond version of Ryan from The Office, but now he dyed his hair blond, so... now I just look like him.
Subway Go Away
I hate Subway's new ad slogan, "It's no longer Football Season but it is Foot Long Season." I know it is no longer football season god damnit, quit reminding me. Every time I hear these adverts I get sad because it's not football season and then I get depressed because I remember how my Cardinals lost the Super Bowl.
I use to like Subway until I ate a real sandwich.
Watchmen Review
I was going to review this movie but I will go ahead and let this guy do it for me.
I love the way he says "Amazing!"
Another classic childrens' book turned into a movie. (spoof of Where the Wild Things Are trailer)
Posted by Brad Ass at 4/10/2009 11:30 AM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: masters nance deaf blind whack ass weekend dumb
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: masters nance deaf blind whack ass weekend dumb
This guy is classic! I'm pretty sure he referred to a blue penis, "amazing"
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