Whack Ass Weekend 4-5-09
Drop Down America
Now, with all that being said, I do believe there is one thing that America should come first at, and that is GOD DAMN DROP DOWN LISTS on the internet. I hate it when I have to choose which country I reside in and the United States is not listed at the top. They make me scroll all the way down past Uganda before I can click on the USA. Really, Uganda!? How many people in that country can access the internet and how many of those people need to buy a joke t-shirt from tshirthell.com?
Joke Shirt
I'm usually not a joke shirt type of person but I found this one the other day and thought it amusing and clever. Plus it is tame enough that I can actually wear it outside with out having to worry about getting my ass kicked due to racist, sexist or vulgar imagery.
I scrolled by all the other countries on the drop down list and then entered my credit card info. I thought I was just going to get a stupid shirt in the mail but I got something much better. I think this might be the only time in histroy that the receipt was actually better than the product itself.
The Header
The Return Policy
Great marketing tshirthell.com, way to understand who your customers are and good job turning a boring ole invoice into a communication tool that reestablishes your brand to the end user. Wow... I just got a business school flashback from that comment, scary!
Cutler Trade
The best thing about this trade is that we now have a name for Cutler's dumb country bumpkin look he gives after he throws his sixth interception.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the,
Cutler Bear Stare.
Not to be confused with the,
Care Bear Stare
New Fear
Birds might turn back into dinosaurs.
Video of the Week
This guy drives his snowmobile straight into a lake.
Now, with all that being said, I do believe there is one thing that America should come first at, and that is GOD DAMN DROP DOWN LISTS on the internet. I hate it when I have to choose which country I reside in and the United States is not listed at the top. They make me scroll all the way down past Uganda before I can click on the USA. Really, Uganda!? How many people in that country can access the internet and how many of those people need to buy a joke t-shirt from tshirthell.com?
Joke Shirt
I'm usually not a joke shirt type of person but I found this one the other day and thought it amusing and clever. Plus it is tame enough that I can actually wear it outside with out having to worry about getting my ass kicked due to racist, sexist or vulgar imagery.
I scrolled by all the other countries on the drop down list and then entered my credit card info. I thought I was just going to get a stupid shirt in the mail but I got something much better. I think this might be the only time in histroy that the receipt was actually better than the product itself.
The Header
The Return Policy
Great marketing tshirthell.com, way to understand who your customers are and good job turning a boring ole invoice into a communication tool that reestablishes your brand to the end user. Wow... I just got a business school flashback from that comment, scary!
Cutler Trade
The best thing about this trade is that we now have a name for Cutler's dumb country bumpkin look he gives after he throws his sixth interception.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the,
Cutler Bear Stare.
Not to be confused with the,
Care Bear Stare
New Fear
Birds might turn back into dinosaurs.
Video of the Week
This guy drives his snowmobile straight into a lake.
Hehe!
Checkout the name of this this toy. Click Here
...And if you want to complete the ensemble you also wear this. Click Here
And yes, the guy didn't drive his snowmobile into the lake.
Posted by Brad Ass at 4/4/2009 9:20 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: predator hands cutler cutler bear stare birds snowmobile lake drop down box dinosaurs
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: predator hands cutler cutler bear stare birds snowmobile lake drop down box dinosaurs
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