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All My Rage on the Cage

Nic Cage and I have always had a love, hate, indifferent relationship. I rarely love him, I mostly hate him, and he is indifferent towards me because he doesn't know who the fuck I am.

I love the guy becuase he is in two of my all time favorite movies. He starred in the Coen Brother's masterpeice, Raising Arizona, and he played a set of twins in Spike Jonze's, Adaptation. Both movies classic, and he rocked it in each of them.

I hate the guy because ever since he won an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas his movie choices have been nothing but ATM Machines, also known as Hollywood Blockbuster crap.

A list of some of Cage's awful movies since Oscar time

Snake Eyes

The Family Man

Captain Correlli's Mandalin

Lord of War (could have been good but he narrates parts and he has the worst vioce in the world. He narrates my hell!)

The Wicker Man (we will come back to this)

Ghost Rider

Next

Bangkok Dangerous

Adam Carolla said it best when he stated, "If Nic Cage's Oscar was made out of chocolate and he had to take a bite out of it for every shit movie he has made he wouldn't have any Oscar left."

Legacy

Another reason I am not a fan is that he is famous because he is a legacy. Nicolas Cage was born Nicolas Kim Coppola. He is the nephew of a one Mr. Francis Ford Coppola.

FYI

Someone else that you might not have known was a Coppola is Jason Schwartzman. Jason is also a nephew Francis Ford Coppola, so if my math is correct than that makes him Nic's cousin. But we can wait to hate, because so far his movies have been tits.

Hair

Cage's hair has changed from movie to movie. From one horrendous style to the next. I stumbled across this game on Rotten Tomatoes where you have to pick the movie based on his hair. It was the motivation for me to write this post.

Click here to play the Nic Cage Hair game

I got 15 out of 20.

Elvis Incest

He went through this weird phase where he dressed like Elvis and then married Elvis' daughter.

Japanese Commercials

Maybe I love him again