Whack Ass Weekend 3-21-09
I changed the name. I never really liked "Weekend Wackiness." I also thought it was extremely critical for my pride and the success of the blog to get the word, "Ass" in the title.
Here we goes...
Ready, Set... Poop!
I was trying to find my answer to a stupid question on an online forum today and the user that had the answer had this as his avatar. Best avatar ever? I say, MMM HMM!
Traffic
You know what's worse than sitting in traffic and going zero miles per hour on the freeway? Being in the car with someone that bitches about it non-stop. It does not help to complain about how bad the traffic is. I know that you love to have control of everything in life but just shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you are gridlocked. There is nothing you can do about it. So, quit whining and let me sit in peace and keep your god damn finger off my radio, you bitch.
Softballers
My friend Britney and I came up with a retarded weekend activity. It combines intermural sports, theme parties and of course drinking. Pretty much the idea is to think of the most outrageous non-sports rivalries you can think of and then dress up as those characters and play softball. You could play any sport you like but softball is the best and easiest to play while drunk... wait a second, Kickball! I'm making an executive decision and changing it to kickball.
Here are some examples of rivalries we thought of that would have good costumes
The Colonels vs The Chickens
The Halls vs The Oates
The Choir Boys vs The Priests
The Doctors vs The Aborted Fetuses (or is it Feti?)
The Star Trekians vs The Star War Lords
The Sandwiches vs The Burritos
The McCulkins vs The Michael Jacksons
The Wall Streets vs The Main Streets
The Investment Bankers vs Everyone
The Palins vs The Moose
The Chinese Whalers vs The Whales
The Oil Industry vs The Mother Earths
The Slanketeers vs The Snuggies
The Trinidads vs The Tobagans
The Chris Brown Fists vs The Rhianna Faces
The Natasha Richardsons vs The Bunny Slopes (too soon?)
4 Year Old Expresses His Concern About Economy
"With all of these stimulation packages going on, is there going to be anyone left to stimulate my package?"
Here we goes...
Ready, Set... Poop!
I was trying to find my answer to a stupid question on an online forum today and the user that had the answer had this as his avatar. Best avatar ever? I say, MMM HMM!
Traffic
You know what's worse than sitting in traffic and going zero miles per hour on the freeway? Being in the car with someone that bitches about it non-stop. It does not help to complain about how bad the traffic is. I know that you love to have control of everything in life but just shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you are gridlocked. There is nothing you can do about it. So, quit whining and let me sit in peace and keep your god damn finger off my radio, you bitch.
Softballers
My friend Britney and I came up with a retarded weekend activity. It combines intermural sports, theme parties and of course drinking. Pretty much the idea is to think of the most outrageous non-sports rivalries you can think of and then dress up as those characters and play softball. You could play any sport you like but softball is the best and easiest to play while drunk... wait a second, Kickball! I'm making an executive decision and changing it to kickball.
Here are some examples of rivalries we thought of that would have good costumes
The Colonels vs The Chickens
The Halls vs The Oates
The Choir Boys vs The Priests
The Doctors vs The Aborted Fetuses (or is it Feti?)
The Star Trekians vs The Star War Lords
The Sandwiches vs The Burritos
The McCulkins vs The Michael Jacksons
The Wall Streets vs The Main Streets
The Investment Bankers vs Everyone
The Palins vs The Moose
The Chinese Whalers vs The Whales
The Oil Industry vs The Mother Earths
The Slanketeers vs The Snuggies
The Trinidads vs The Tobagans
The Chris Brown Fists vs The Rhianna Faces
The Natasha Richardsons vs The Bunny Slopes (too soon?)
4 Year Old Expresses His Concern About Economy
Posted by Brad Ass at 3/20/2009 5:49 PM 
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Whack Ass Traffic kickball natasha richardson vs bunny slopes stimulation package
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: Whack Ass Traffic kickball natasha richardson vs bunny slopes stimulation package
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