Weekend Wackiness 3-15-09

I know it's a little late for a Weekend Wackiness but it is Sunday which is technically still the weekend.  So, quit your bitching.

Pedophilia

What came first, the mustache or the pedophile?

Does one grow a mustache because they are a pedophile or does one become a pedophile because they have grown a mustache? 

Growing a mustache and owning a White Econovan circa 1987 has been proven by extensive research to be the number one cause of becoming a pedophile. 


And now for a poem

stubs
stubs
I have stubs
have no fingers
can't wear gloves


Clip of the weekend

Don't miss the feel good movie of the summer!


Timing

Could the World Baseball Classic think of a worst time to hold their tournament? 

Your going to go up against March Madness? Do you really think that is a good idea?  Why don't you just play the entire thing during the Super Bowl?


Octo-porn

The porn powerhouse Vivid has reportedly offered a shit-ton of money to the Octomom to star in a porno.  Of course this has lead to me coming up with porn titles.  Yeah!

Octogonorhia

8 Isn't Enough

Octopussy

8 You Out

Masturb8er

Can You Feel Me Now?... No? Maybe it's cause you had 14 fucking kids!


Question?

When did we stop calling fat people fat and start calling them "Foodies?"




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Posted by Brad Ass at 3/15/2009 11:03 AM
Categories: Whack Ass Weekend
Tags: octomom porn feel good movie shining pedophilia stubs
 

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