Oh! Winter Wonderland Ladies

(Ha! Stumbled across this old poem I wrote.  Its so bad is funny.)

This one is dedicated to all the Ladies out there bundled up so tight. Bundled up to keep warm from the chilly, chilly winter night.

There is something special and appealing about a woman wearing layers and coated with a parka. It just makes me wanna come up an talk to yah.

In the summer you show off so much intimidating flesh that it can make a man's confidence drop into the negative. But, when the temp is in the negative it can lift the man's confidence to be explosive.

Don't get me wrong I like the view in the summer time. But, in the frigid season there is something about those layers that just makes me want you to be mine, oh mine!

Maybe its cause you're like a piƱata, keeping all your sweets sealed in. I have to keep hitting on you until the fun can begin.

Ladies, I hope you did not find this awful rhyme to be in poor taste. I simply just wanted to write an ode to all you out there wrapped up and encased.

 

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