Weekend Wackiness 12-12-08
Nothing Should Expire on 9-11
To Whom It May Concern
I bought a case of water from the grocery store the other day and I just realized all the bottles expire on September 11, 2011. So, every time I take a sip of water I have to look at the ten year anniversary of 9-11. I am not a fan of this. It should be a rule that nothing is allowed to expire on this date. It would be similar to the rule of how no buildings have a 13th floor. Go ahead and move the expiration date to September 10th . The fact that the item will expire one day earlier will not effect whether I buy it.
Thank you.
... And what exactly goes bad in my air tight bottle of water? There is nothing in water but water, so I guess the water goes bad? That doesn't make any sense. I think I may keep one of these 9-11 anniversary bottles for a few years and see what happens if I drink it after the expiration date.
Move Over
This should also be a rule.
If you are coming up to an empty intersection and the light turns red you should not be aloud to stop in the right lane if you plan on going straight. The right lane is for making rights on a red. I hate it when I want to make a right on a red but there is some jackass in front of me who wants to go straight and all of the lanes to the left of him are empty.
There is no Football this Saturday!
Fuck
Look on the Bright Side
An 8 year old boy in Arizona shot and killed his father and a family friend with a rifle. The boy was abused by his parents and supposedly kept a journal of how many times they beat him. He vowed that the 1,000th time would be their last. The number reached 1,000 and the boy ended his fathers life.
I know this is an awful story but lets look on the bright side of things. There is an 8 year old boy that can count all the way up to 1,000... and we thought the education system was failing or children.
Clip of the Weekend
To Whom It May Concern
I bought a case of water from the grocery store the other day and I just realized all the bottles expire on September 11, 2011. So, every time I take a sip of water I have to look at the ten year anniversary of 9-11. I am not a fan of this. It should be a rule that nothing is allowed to expire on this date. It would be similar to the rule of how no buildings have a 13th floor. Go ahead and move the expiration date to September 10th . The fact that the item will expire one day earlier will not effect whether I buy it.
Thank you.
... And what exactly goes bad in my air tight bottle of water? There is nothing in water but water, so I guess the water goes bad? That doesn't make any sense. I think I may keep one of these 9-11 anniversary bottles for a few years and see what happens if I drink it after the expiration date.
Move Over
This should also be a rule.
If you are coming up to an empty intersection and the light turns red you should not be aloud to stop in the right lane if you plan on going straight. The right lane is for making rights on a red. I hate it when I want to make a right on a red but there is some jackass in front of me who wants to go straight and all of the lanes to the left of him are empty.
There is no Football this Saturday!
Fuck
Look on the Bright Side
An 8 year old boy in Arizona shot and killed his father and a family friend with a rifle. The boy was abused by his parents and supposedly kept a journal of how many times they beat him. He vowed that the 1,000th time would be their last. The number reached 1,000 and the boy ended his fathers life.
I know this is an awful story but lets look on the bright side of things. There is an 8 year old boy that can count all the way up to 1,000... and we thought the education system was failing or children.
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Advice Cookies
I am sick of my fortune cookies giving me advice. Advice is not a fortune! The last one I opened read, "You must focus to attain your goals." THANKS FOR THE TIP! YOU STUPID BLAND TASTING ODD SHAPED COOKIE. ALL OF THE OTHER COOKIES MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!
Fun Golden Globe Nominations
Some wacky comedies got respect from the Golden Globes. James Franco got nominated for Pineapple express and Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. both got nominated for Tropic Thunder.
Advice Cookies
I am sick of my fortune cookies giving me advice. Advice is not a fortune! The last one I opened read, "You must focus to attain your goals." THANKS FOR THE TIP! YOU STUPID BLAND TASTING ODD SHAPED COOKIE. ALL OF THE OTHER COOKIES MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!
Fun Golden Globe Nominations
Some wacky comedies got respect from the Golden Globes. James Franco got nominated for Pineapple express and Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. both got nominated for Tropic Thunder.
Clip of the Weekend
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