Weekend Ramblings 11-27-08
Pastor of the Weekend
Read Between the Lines!!! 10/28/08 from RabbitProductions on Vimeo.
At a church in a Grapevine, Texas, Pastor Ed has proclaimed that it is time to turn the "whining" into "whoopee." He says we need to forget about all of our troubles and focus are attention to the bedroom. He has challenged all of the married couples to do "the deed" every day for a week.
I'm guessing a lot of women rolled their eyes and sighed as their husbands simultaneously gave a silent Tiger Fist Pump. How many times do you think this phrase is going to be uttered in bedrooms this week? "But honey! Pastor Ed says we have to do it. God doesn't care if you have a headache."
I had a friend whose parents use to go to Pastor Ed's church. I bet he is happy they no longer go there. It could have made for some awkward Thanksgiving Dinner conversation. Not to mention! If he went to church with them he would know that all of his friends parents also spent the whole week "getting busy." Probably pretty hard to stop the awful mental visuals.
After the week was over, Pastor Ed said he was unable to complete the task. He had to take one night off because he was tired. Come on Ed. Lead by example.
I have a problem with these "too cool for school" pastors that go by their first name, like Pastor Ed. You know the ones. They wear jeans, have an unbuttoned collar and are always carrying around an acoustic guitar. My dad kinda did all this stuff when he went through his mid-life crisis. I am going to call these type of pastors, Mid-Life Christers.
One thing is for sure... there probably wasn't a lot of children busting into their parents bedroom without knocking.
Accidental Sports Humor of the Weekend
The Memphis Grizzlies have shooting guard, O.J. Mayo and small forward, Rudy Gay. The two combined are one of the best young duos in the NBA, leading some analyst to say how much the love "The Gay Mayo Combo." I'm guessing you won't see that anytime soon at Subway.
Accidental Television Commercial Humor of the Weekend
The use of the phrase "Tranny Fluid" by commercials for Transmission Fluid.
Viral Video of the Weekend
A couple great clips from Japan. Their wave pools are made of people. No water needed.
And when you go into Japanese Pools you don't even get wet.
Thought of the Weekend
What happens when you place a chameleon on a mirror?
~ Karl Pilkington
A Reason not to be Thankful
This has nothing to do with the weekend but I just wanted to state that this years Thanksgiving Football was awful, College and Pros.
Texas, Dallas, Tennessee and Philadelphia beat their unworthy opponents by a combined score of
178-48
Google Trend of the Weekend
Got an email from a friend with a bunch of interesting Google Trends. I found this one to be particularly weird. Why such a huge spike in 2006?..... dirty Czechs!
BradAssNews.com Gets a Shout-Out
A couple of my buddies started a sports talk show called, In Between the Lines. It is a very comical and insightful look at the week in sports. They say things that you know real analyst would like to say if they didn't have to worry about censorship. Bradassnews.com gets a shout out in this episode.
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Read Between the Lines!!! 10/28/08 from RabbitProductions on Vimeo.
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