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Costume Ideas

Here are a few ideas for creative costumes this Halloween.

1. Speed Bump

Find all yellow sweats and then run them over a few times with your car. It helps if your tires are really dirty. I put on yellow face paint too but later regretted it as I started to sweat in overcrowded bars and it ran off my face.

2. Pizza & Boobs

This was a last minute purchase. I thought I really "mailed it in," but it I got tons of attention and groped by an unbelievable amount of women. I had to answer a lot of "What are you?" questions though.

3. Mario Kart

This is the best group costume I have ever seen. A couple of my friends all dressed up like Mario characters. Then they made cars out of cardboard and used suspenders to hang them around their waists. After that they tied three balloons to each car because they were obviously in battle mode, and to top things off they painted a few small kick balls to resemble red and green shells.