Quick Weekend Ramblings
Quote of the Weekend
"How does a blind man know when to stop wiping his ass?" ~ George Carlin
Word of the Weekend
Perineum: the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. The perineum is the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs.
You may be more familiar with the slang words for Perineum such as.
Grundle
Taint: T'aint my ass and t'aint my balls.
Tweenis: "between", "penis", and "anus"
ABC: Ass Balls Connection
Tweenis: "between", "penis", and "anus"
ABC: Ass Balls Connection
Wikipedia of the Weekend
Dimitrius Underwood (This ones for you Pete)
Whoops of the Weekend
I was out one evening and I was talking to an attractive lady (Hi Sara) and for some reason or another the conversation got to us both divulging our passion for the Showtime original series Dexter. Anyways, I blurted out, "I really relate to Dexter, I think we are a lot alike." Dexter is a serial killer. Whoops! Talk about a time perfect for the Awkward Turtle.
Something that Needs Further Explanation of the Weekend
The Awkward Turtle: A hand gesture made when a social situation has became to awkward for words. One places one hand flat on top of the other hand and twirls both thumbs. The hands are the body of the turtle and the thumbs the fins.
Sport Stat of the Weekend
When a west coast NFL team travels to the east coast and plays in an early game the west coast teams are 0-9 this season.
The "Something" to do this Weekend
Nothing - Sometimes nothing is the best something you can do.
Game to Watch of the Weekend
San Diego Chargers at New Orleans Saints at London - Watch as New Orleans gets a home game taken away from them as the have to play in London and hear 70,000 Brits yell out "HANDS!" on every play and demand a penalty.
Sexual Position of the Weekend
The Ikea Sale
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