I've figured you out, "Paulson"
I am starting to believe that United States Treasury Secretary, Henry Paulson is actually Willy Wonka’s archenemy, Arthur Slugworth. Just take a look at the photos below and tell me that it is not the same person. I knew I had a good reason not to trust this shady character.
So, Mr. Slugworth, you first tried to steal Wonka’s secret recipes by sending spies into his factory and that didn’t work. Then you tried to bribe some golden ticket holding children into confiscating an Everlasting Gobstopper as they took their tour of the factory. That also failed as Mike Teavee got shrunken by a television and Veruca Salt got “golden goosed”
Your first two attempts were impressive but your new plan to get Willy Wonka’s secrets is outstanding. You changed your name to Henry Paulson, worked your way all the way up to United States Secretary and convinced the Government that we need to give you $700 billion to bailout the economy. Bailout the economy huh! I think not! You are going to use this money to form your own super army of Umpa Lumpas and invade Wonka’s factory and crush him once and for all.
You might have fooled everyone else but you have not fooled me. I am going to get into my glass elevator and travel the country, from Wall Street to Main Street, and warn everyone of your evil plot. The American people will not stand for this chocolate conspiracy.
On the left, Henry Paulson. To the right, Arthur Slugworth
(Based on your knowledge of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl this post was either hilarious or you think I need to be committed)
So, Mr. Slugworth, you first tried to steal Wonka’s secret recipes by sending spies into his factory and that didn’t work. Then you tried to bribe some golden ticket holding children into confiscating an Everlasting Gobstopper as they took their tour of the factory. That also failed as Mike Teavee got shrunken by a television and Veruca Salt got “golden goosed”
Your first two attempts were impressive but your new plan to get Willy Wonka’s secrets is outstanding. You changed your name to Henry Paulson, worked your way all the way up to United States Secretary and convinced the Government that we need to give you $700 billion to bailout the economy. Bailout the economy huh! I think not! You are going to use this money to form your own super army of Umpa Lumpas and invade Wonka’s factory and crush him once and for all.
You might have fooled everyone else but you have not fooled me. I am going to get into my glass elevator and travel the country, from Wall Street to Main Street, and warn everyone of your evil plot. The American people will not stand for this chocolate conspiracy.
On the left, Henry Paulson. To the right, Arthur Slugworth
(Based on your knowledge of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl this post was either hilarious or you think I need to be committed)
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Hopefully he invests it all in chocolate cause hershey bars are going to be worth more than gold the way the economy is going
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They sure look the same..hahaha
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